Leering Center

Because nobody spends your money like the Somalian Population of Minnesota.

Ever look at your tax bill and think, “Wow, I could’ve done something way smarter with that”?
Yeah—so did we.

Introducing The Leering Center T-shirt: a loving tribute to bloated government programs, progressive priorities, and the magical ability of Minnesota politicians to turn your hard-earned dollars into a cautionary tale.

Front:
THE LEERING CENTER
(Where accountability goes to nap)

Back:
“I can spend your tax money better than you.”

Why You’ll Love It

• Perfect for BBQs, gun ranges, school board meetings, or anywhere common sense is endangered

• Makes bureaucrats uncomfortable and taxpayers feel seen

• Pairs well with eye rolls, sarcasm, and fiscal responsibility

• Guaranteed to trigger at least one person who still thinks the government is “here to help”

Shirt Specs

• Soft, durable cotton (unlike government programs)

• Classic fit—no DEI sizing committee required

• Printed in the USA 🇺🇸

• Built to outlast most Minnesota policy decisions

Warning

May cause sudden lectures about “the greater good,” long explanations involving “studies,” and at least one person saying, “Well actually…”

Wear it proudly.
Because if they’re going to waste your money, you might as well get a good laugh out of it.