{"product_id":"leering-center","title":"Leering Center","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"593\" data-end=\"648\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"593\" data-end=\"648\"\u003eBecause nobody spends your money like the Somalian Population of Minnesota.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"763\"\u003eEver look at your tax bill and think, \u003cem data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"744\"\u003e“Wow, I could’ve done something way smarter with that”\u003c\/em\u003e?\u003cbr data-start=\"745\" data-end=\"748\"\u003eYeah—so did we.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"987\"\u003eIntroducing \u003cstrong data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"799\"\u003eThe Leering Center\u003c\/strong\u003e T-shirt: a loving tribute to bloated government programs, progressive priorities, and the magical ability of Minnesota politicians to turn your hard-earned dollars into a cautionary tale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"1063\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"999\"\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"999\" data-end=\"1002\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1002\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003eTHE LEERING CENTER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1027\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1063\"\u003e(Where accountability goes to nap)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1065\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1065\" data-end=\"1074\"\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1077\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003e“I can spend your tax money better than you.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1128\" data-end=\"1150\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1151\" data-end=\"1466\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1151\" data-end=\"1246\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1246\"\u003ePerfect for BBQs, gun ranges, school board 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government programs)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1586\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1540\" data-end=\"1586\"\u003eClassic fit—no DEI sizing committee required\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1587\" data-end=\"1614\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1589\" data-end=\"1614\"\u003ePrinted in the USA 🇺🇸\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1615\" data-end=\"1665\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1617\" data-end=\"1665\"\u003eBuilt to outlast most Minnesota policy decisions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1667\" data-end=\"1678\"\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1679\" data-end=\"1820\"\u003eMay cause sudden lectures about “the greater good,” long explanations involving “studies,” and at least one person saying, \u003cem data-start=\"1802\" data-end=\"1820\"\u003e“Well actually…”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1822\" 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