99 Problems

Ever feel like your range day is just one drop test away from making the news? Introducing the “99 Problems” tee—because if you know, you know. Whether you’re a proud Sig Sauer P320 owner, a collector of questionable triggers, or just someone who appreciates a little self-deprecating humor, this shirt’s for you.  

Let’s be honest: we all have that one friend who swears their Sig is “totally safe now,” and if you don’t, it’s probably you. This shirt doesn’t take sides—it just takes shots (figuratively, of course) at the legendary saga of drop tests, trigger debates, and those “uncommanded discharges” that keep the group chat spicy. Wear it to the range, the gun show, or your next family BBQ—just don’t drop it.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous laughter, unsolicited stories about “that one time with my P320,” and a sudden urge to check your holster… again.