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Whiskey Savage

Essential Civilian

Essential Civilian

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Because Apparently We Need Permission to Be ImportantRemember when the government decided who was "essential" and who was just supposed to sit at home, mask up, and let the "real heroes" handle things? This shirt is for the patriots who never needed a bureaucrat’s permission to matter. Whether you were out there keeping America running or forced to watch your business crumble from your couch, you’ve always been essential—and it’s time the world knew it.This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a sarcastic salute to the forgotten "non-essentials," a jab at the mask-loving, Netflix-bingeing crowd, and a reminder that no government decree can decide your worth.


Why You'll Love It

Feature Description
Premium 100% Ring-Spun Cotton Soft enough for your liberal neighbors to cry into
Pre-Shrunk Fabric Unlike your freedoms during 2020
Essential Attire
Tear-Away Label Because we don’t like unnecessary restrictions
Unisex Fit For all essential civilians, regardless of pronouns
Straight Up American
Unapologetic 
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