I've Failed

Ever been called “lucky” by someone who thinks success just falls from the sky, like rain or unsolicited advice? Slip on this shirt and let the world know: your “luck” is built on a solid foundation of trial, error, and more faceplants than a toddler learning to walk.This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a wearable public service announcement for anyone who’s ever been told, “Wow, you’re so lucky!” (Translation: “I have no idea how hard you actually work, but I’m going to pretend it’s magic.”) Spoiler alert: It’s not magic. It’s persistence, caffeine, and a personal highlight reel of glorious, character-building failures.Perfect for:

• Students who’ve survived more all-nighters than their friends have had hot meals.
• Entrepreneurs who know that “overnight success” is code for “years of spectacular flops.”
• Anyone who’s ever tried, failed, tried again, and then failed with even more style.

Wear it to your next exam, job interview, or family dinner—anywhere you want to remind people that luck is just what happens when you keep failing forward. Bonus: It’s also great for deflecting unsolicited life advice from people who’ve never left their comfort zone.

Warning: May cause side effects such as knowing nods from fellow hustlers, eye rolls from the perpetually lucky, and a sudden urge to try (and fail at) something new. Because hey, at least you’re out there trying.