Your Nudes Are Safe

Finally — a shirt that says what everyone’s been thinking but too afraid to print on cotton.

Whiskey Savage Apparel proudly presents The Ultimate Trust Fall Tee. It’s your wearable pinky promise, your digital vault, your unspoken NDA. Whether you’re the friend everyone confides in or the accidental recipient of that “oops wrong person” photo, this shirt declares to the world: you’re the Fort Knox of spicy secrets.

Crafted from premium cotton softer than your ex’s apologies and stronger than your phone’s password, this shirt is perfect for:

• Sunday brunches where the group chat gets a little too honest

• Parties where someone always says, “Don’t tell anyone I showed you this”

• Anyone who’s ever been trusted with questionable screenshots

Warning: wearing this tee may result in sudden confessions, over-shared DMs, and people sliding into your inbox with way too much trust.

So go ahead — be the vault. Be the hero. Be the reason someone sleeps peacefully knowing their nudes are safe… probably.

🖤 Whiskey Savage Apparel — because subtlety is for quitters.